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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear? You suffer from pickled hearing!"
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"Why did the redneck cross the road His dick was stuck in the chicken"
"What is it called when a spanish man has 10 testicles? Diez nuts!"
"You know the kids that'd knock on doors and run away....? ...they now deliver stuff for UPS"
"Don't you hate when you are reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles?"
"Had to get sticky tape and gift tags surgically removed from my body at the hospital... Proving once again that white guys can't wrap."
"A kid came to my door earlier dressed like a mime, so I pretended to put candy in his basket."
"I've got loads of jokes about undelivered letters. But people just don't get them."
"You know what they should call ""Tinder"" in Manhattan? The New York Cock Exchange"
"Removed my spanx slip and accidentally ricocheted myself into the neighbors backyard."