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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear? You suffer from pickled hearing!"
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"a future joke: A Hispanic cop pulls over a white guy... white guy- ""Why not you stop bugging us minorities and go back to gardening"""
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"Charles Dickens walks into a bar... and orders a Martini. The bartender asks,""Olive or twist?"""
"Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?"
"Why do blacks raise chickens? To teach their kids how to walk."
"What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas? I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth."