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Joke of the Day

"Getting asked 'you want a fork' by a hot Chinese waitress is misleading as fork to my american ears"

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"I love salad! Just wish it had the taste & texture of pizza."
"""So, doctor, do I have cancer or not?"" ""Oh Jesus Christ, holy shit, tons of it,"" said the doctor to Martin Shkreli."
"What do mutiny and an orgasm have in common? A sudden surge of seamen."
"A computer developer after spending time with his girlfriend And after he makes love to her he tells her that they're compatible together and to not update the drivers"
"This hating of people that breastfeed in public really has to stop. I can raise my cat any way I want."
"Making jokes about rape is hard... because it's such a touchy subject and you always have to force it"
"I climbed on this seesaw with Rick Astley 3 hours ago. *sigh He's never gonna let me down."
"Pigeons die after they have sex... Did you know pigeons die after they have sex? At least the one I fucked did."
"I like my women how I like my whiskey... Aged 12 years"
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