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Joke of the Day
"What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right? Ones with an obtuse angle."
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"What's a prostitute's favourite type of bird? A cock-r-two"
"Why do Mexicans eat beans? so they can take bubble baths."
"Why are mountains so funny? Because they're hill areas....sorry I had to share this cheesy joke I just overheard my coworker tell."
"(Arrives in rescue boat to aid sinking cruise ship full of today's pop artists, saves only Lorde and Sia, speeds away)"
"The Oscars so white I gotta wear shades."
"I'm posing nude for an art class. No one asked me to. I think they're making ceramic bowls."
"What's the difference between the mailman and the priest? The mailman doesn't come on Sunday."
"What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean? Root Beer Floats!"
"A smoker at work can ""step out for a smoke"" every 20 minutes but if I say ""I'm going to go outside and just stand there"" I'm a bad employee."