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Joke of the Day
"What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right? Ones with an obtuse angle."
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"I tried tap dancing once... ... I kept falling in the sink."
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $3.99 and deer nuts are under a buck."
"How cute would it be if park rangers had tiny handcuffs for raccoons that steal campers' food?"
"What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day? Pooping"
"I recently bought some shoes from my drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"BATMAN: I am the guardian of the night SPIDERMAN: With great power comes great responsibility CATWOMAN: Guys, help, I'm stuck in a tree"
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"Want to get noticed? Go jogging without moving your arms."