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Joke of the Day

"I once told a guy I was going to attack him with the neck of a guitar... The guy said, ""IS THAT A FRET?"""

"A woman is on trial For beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says,'First offender?' She says, 'No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!'''"

"The Daffy Dictionary Straw Poll (n.) Something you find on an aroused scarecrow."

"If you're a ""Blocked caller"" you're gonna be a ""missed call."""

"My exes new girlfriend has been calling me looking for him for days. It got old. I gave in and sent her the map and shovel."

"Mad respect to people who can stop eating when they're full."

"What has wheels and is green? Grass, I lied about the wheels."

"2 whales walk into a bar. First whale says: ooooEEEEEEEEaaaayyyyyuuuuuuaaaaaa eeeeooOOOOYAIIIAIIIEYOOOooooooo Second whale says: Shut up Steve, you're drunk"

"What do you get when someone sexts you? Naughtyfications"

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh! Aaand I'm out"