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Joke of the Day

"Customs Police: Do you have anything to claim? Me: A hot dog is a sandwich. Cop: ""Please step out of the vehicle"""

"Why did the black man cross the road? Because he saw the chicken cross the road and wanted to deep fry it."

"What do you get when you cross a Centaur with a Minotaur? Cinnaminotaur. The most delicious of all mythological creatures."

"If I was on death row I'd request my own heart as my last meal. But they wouldn't be able to extract it til they killed me: Catch 22. I walk"

"What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command."

"Last night I tried a new Thai restaurant. It was nice... They had a pick your own kitten cage on the counter."

"I thought the Undertale genocide run was comic, But than I met sans. ^I'm ^so ^sorry."

"You know Collin Kapernik? Can't stand that guy........."

"""Hot damn!"" - the Nazi's probably after their dams were destroyed. I don't know; I'm not a historian. It's just an educated guess."

"In a land with no pockets, the man with the fanny pack is king."