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Joke of the Day

"What are Mario's overalls made of? denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)"

"What's a nice guy's fave drink? M'mosa"

"I have this theory that McDonald's hamburgers are actually made out of their employees. That's why they're always hiring."

"The new Batman movie wasn't all that good I know 12 people that won't watch it again"

"Social media is nice because now we can all experience profound solitude and isolation together."

"What did the spaceman see in his frying pan? An unidentified frying object."

"After 15 years, I finally met my dad. He's a pharmacist."

"What do you call a shipping crate full of snails? Escargot."

"From my 7yo: ""Why did the moon marry the sun?"" Because the sun is hott."

"If you want to set up and run a small company... ...that's your business"