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Joke of the Day
"it's cool that you're a nerd but it would be cooler if you were more quiet about it"
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"Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes? Because they're paid to."
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"What is the best things about the a 90 year old's tits? You can play double dutch."
"I'd rather have my eyelashes ripped out one at a time by poisonous crabs than watch a show where the voices didnt match the mouth movements"
"""Did you hear? Grandpa got burnt the other day."" ""How badly?"" ""Well they don't fuck around at the crematorium."""
"What do you call a lying rooster? A cock you wouldn't believe!"
"Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because its the scenter."
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"A customer was buying condoms at work today. I asked if he'd like a bag. ""No, she's not that ugly."""