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Joke of the Day
"What is the best things about the a 90 year old's tits? You can play double dutch."
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"If I ever get a tummy tuck I'm going to ask the surgeon to make a little pocket below my navel so I'll always have a place for my iPod."
"Who is the original Kardashian? Saint Christopher"
"What's 13 inches long, stiff, and makes a woman scream all night long? Crib-death"
"""How did you go in the exam on Nazi invasions?"" ""I blitzed it."""
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and in my freezer."
"Can we stop calling actors ""brave""? ""I cant believe he had the courage to play dress up pretend time make believe"""
"Do you want to hear a really condescending joke? ... Do you even know what that means?"
"What do history teachers make when they want to get together ? Dates !"
"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."