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Joke of the Day
"Zac effrons move flopped. Because he was afraid of 138"
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"What does racist matthew mcconaughey say? alt-right, alt-right, alt-right"
"If a psychic midget escapes from police custody.... ... is she a small medium at large?"
"How do you clear out a synagogue call the irs"
"How did the homeless handicap child die? Alone"
"What kind of pizza would the twin towers order? Two plains."
"There is no cool way to chase after a ping pong ball."
"A man walks into a grocery store in the countryside and asks...[brazilian joke] How much is a dozen bananas?   And the cashier replies:   -Twelve bananas"
"What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ? A good jumpurr !"
"""Daddy, I was just in the bathroom peeing, nothing else. That's all, so you don't need to look."" - my 6yo, not sounding at all suspicious"