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Joke of the Day
"Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes? Because they're paid to."
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"How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock? She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it."
"What does a bored Spaniard eat? Aburrido."
"What do white guys have bellow their hips thats hard and pleasures women Credit Cards"
"Do I turn left, when nothing is right? Or do I turn right, when there's nothing left?"
"Sex ed. It's the in thing."
"When I die, please scatter my ashes over my iPhone, computer and TV, because I want to be left to my own devices."
"So I'm going to start a business offering landscaping, painting, moving and other handy man services called Manuel labor"
"Please don't advertise your ""three-egg omelet."" I want plausible deniability regarding how many eggs I am about to eat."
"IDEA: Ban fabric softener & harness the resulting static electricity to end dependence on foreign oil. You're welcome, Obama"