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Joke of the Day

"What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend? Baaaaaeeeee!"

"Why is the moon so grumpy? It's just going through one of its phases."

"What is blue and lies by the seabed? Probably not a planned child."

"A dyslexic walked into the bra"

"If you can't celebrate Valentine's Day with someone you love, celebrate it with alcohol and pizza."

"long joke incummin (LOL) what do christians and right wingers have in common they cant feel the bern"

"Veni Vidi Venti. I came, I saw, I ordered a Caramel Macchiato."

"Why does the corn get mad at the farmer? Because he is always pulling on his ears."

"What's the difference between a religion and a cult? A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid."

"I texted my girlfriend ""I love you"" and she texted back ""I love you more. When I went to respond I made a typo and sent ""I love you moist""....I figured why correct it, it's true too."