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Joke of the Day
"Why did they bury the fireman beneath the hill? because he was DEAD"
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"I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people."
"Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 7."
"POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: is this the man who robbed u *holds up picture of himself* ME: yes POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: give me ur wallet ME: dang it"
"How much longer? Did you bring any snacks? They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet? - me watching my kids Christmas pageant"
"Two bacteria walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""Get out! We don't serve any bacteria in this bar. The two bacteria say, ""Hey, but we work here. We're staph."""
"What did one testicle say to the other testicle ago was aggravating him? You're being very teste"
"Saw this on a wall while on some down time in the restroom, made me laugh ...Silly This is my first time posting, but this made me laugh ... Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? ... .. Answer: Dr.Dre"
"I hope I don't get bitten by a vampire when I'm old and have to spend eternity as a senior citizen."
"I'm getting my wife a new bag and belt for our anniversary She will finally be able to vacuum again."