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Joke of the Day
"What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air? Lets get right into the noose."
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"There is a company called Kia and a company called Nokia. I'm not sure who to believe."
"I'm so antisocial, i won't even meet my potential."
"Cancer isn't so bad It'll grow on you"
"I was approached on the street the other day by a young escort. Couldn't have been older than 13. I was absolutely appalled... ...by her prices. Way more than I usually pay!"
"Live, laugh, love, dress up like a clown and wander around the woods at night"
"Our family motto is ""Who took my phone charger?"""
"What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him? ''Hey! I'm Joaquin here!''"
"If a mugger ever asks me to draw an uppercase cursive Q or he'll shoot, tell my family I died a hero... #hero #cootertales"
"Why did Jose push his wife off the cliff? Tequila..."