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Joke of the Day

"How long is a Chinese name."

"Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money? Because he did all his work pro bonobo"

"If Trump becomes president, I would really like to see how Republicans are going to defend him for doing the same thing Obama did: Nothing."

"How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One....Two...One, Two..."

"When pinguins fly, you are probably drowning."

"In a dog eat dog world, the chocolate lab is the most delicious, yet poisonous of all breeds."

"Your momma so slutty... ...her spirit animal is the swallow."

"What was early man's best friend? Primates"

"Did you guys see that post about ISIS and Taliban announcing jihad against each other? It really blew up"

"When I lay down to go to sleep, I watch Hillary Clinton rallies It is much more convenient than counting sheep individually."