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Joke of the Day

"My wife and I switched positions to make our night more exciting last night... so she sat on the couch and I washed dishes."

"I can count on one hand the number of times I've visited Chernobyl... it's 14"

"What did ELO say once they found out their stripper was a hermaphrodite? You've got a strange vag-dick."

"I'm not afraid to admit that I'm not the sharpest elevator in the sea."

"honk if it's easier 2 love strangers than the ppl closest 2 u"

"What does one chauvinist say to the other? There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!"

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!"

"Q: Did you hear about the burned down tree? A: It was ash."

"Look , it's either maybe, or maybe not. There's no middle ground."

"Not many people knew that Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist that experimented with cadavers. His name was Frank"