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Joke of the Day
"What kind of car does a viking drive? A fjord"
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"Roses are red Violeta are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I"
"Just saw one of those giant centipedes run though my living room so now I'm gunna sleep with a flamethrower and a full metal jacket."
"What is Donald Trump's favourite song? Another brick in the wall"
"The early bird might get the worm, but The second mouse *always* gets the cheese"
"At a KKK chapterhouse I'd like to join the Klan. Ok, to do that you must kill six niggers and a cat. What? Why the cat? Welcome to the Klan!"
"What do you call a blind dinosaur? A Doyouthinkhesawus"
"How accurate is the Bible? 100% at short range"
"What did Picasso and Smurfette have in common? Both had blue periods."
"My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta... Yuk yuk yuk"