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Joke of the Day
"What do the Police and Pokemon have in common? They gotta catch 'Jamal"
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"Donald Trump says US should let China keep seized underwater drone oops wrong sub"
"What do you call a skank playing ""H.O.R.S.E?"" She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now."
"her: I have this weird fantasy where my man shaves me while I sleep me: k her: *wakes up with no eyebrows"
"For Follow Friday I recommend Saturday."
"So after vacuuming with the new Dyson, I'm pleasantly surprised to learn that the carpet upstairs is actually hardwood."
"Conjunctivitis.com That's a site for sore eyes"
"I posted ""Happy Almost Mother's Day!"" on this chick I grew up with's Facebook page, guess I was the only one who remembered her abortion."
"What country always follows Zimbabwe? Zimbab-Bee!"
"I needed to clean my FleshLight, i heard they were dishwasher safe. But that would Just ruin the load."