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Joke of the Day

"WIFE: You can't tell kids they're grounded anymore ME: Why not? W: They weren't our kids M: You did see how badly they packed our groceries?"

"What do you call an elderly Mexican man? A senor citizen"

"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? I dont know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance."

"I'd like to join the Navajo tribe... I hear they've got great fringe benefits."

"Q.How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb? A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man."

"Why should you never shower with Pokemon? Because he may Pikachu"

"What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a female track team? One is a cunning bunch of runts..."

"Speaking of short term memory,"

"This is marketing!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE-SbJbl2co"

"A customer was buying condoms at work today. I asked if he'd like a bag. ""No, she's not that ugly."""