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Joke of the Day

"I am a big fan of Canadian bacon... ...but I have yet to find out how they turn Americans into cheese."

"I fell in love with a cannibal And then she stole my heart"

"My grandpa told me this before he kicked the bucket. He said, ""Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""

"Cherry tree How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree? Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die? Picking cherries."

"My wife has really dry skin so I asked my doctor what I could do about it. He said, ""Give her a milk bath."" I said, ""Pasteurized?"" The doctor replied, ""No, just up to her knees will do."""

"What do you call a black cop? Suicidal."

"I've always wanted to oversee a graveyard I hear they get a ton of sex. (If I have to explain it, it ain't worth explaining.)"

"They say you should never run when you stumble across a lion in the wild. I don't think I'll be able to run with all the shit in my pants."

"Get hoarders addicted to crack, they will sell all their s*it..Problem solved."

"How do the Lannisters save money on new beds? They push Two twins together to make a King"