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Joke of the Day

"I've always wanted to oversee a graveyard I hear they get a ton of sex. (If I have to explain it, it ain't worth explaining.)"

"What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday? Christmas, Carl"

"Girl: ""all boys are the same"" Yes, because Zac Efron, Adolf Hitler and Barack Obama share extreme similarities."

"Did your date order honey for dinner? Did your date eat the waiter when he brought the honey? Is your date a bear? You are dating a bear."

"If I were Santa Claus, I'd have my agent be like ""He's not doing it this year if Ronald McDonald is going to be there in that shoe car."""

"FYI: You can't make rose by running red wine through a Brita filter."

"Calling your girlfriend Dumbledore.. ..cause she's the real head master"

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped his coffee before it was cool."

"Can you tell me why the Irish only put 239 beans in their chili? well me boy, one more would be ""twofarty""."

"Sometimes I think I have the worst job in the world... ... and then I remember there are people who work in PR for Comcast."