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Joke of the Day
"looking back, I wish I'd bought my baked beans online... Heinz site's a wonderful thing"
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"Single people think marriage is just a word ... Once you are married you realize it's a sentence."
"What kind of memes do Germans like? Danke memes"
"My friend learned today that his effeminate kid's favourite song comes from Annie. I'm not sure, but if I had to guess, The Son'll Come Out Tomorrow."
"I've been hearing a lot about mass murderers lately.... It must be a scary time to be catholic."
"Q. How did a blind girl burn her fingers? A. Reading the waffle iron"
"What's Forrest Gump's favorite diner? Dennays"
"What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things? A horoscope."
"Three logicians go to a bar The waiter asks if they would all like a drink The first responds ""I don't know"" The second responds ""I don't know"" And the third responds ""Yes, why thank you"""
"Whenever your girlfriend tells you she's on her period remember not to say things like ""that explains it."""