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Joke of the Day
"Q. How did a blind girl burn her fingers? A. Reading the waffle iron"
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"What do you call a white woman that identifies as black? TransRachel - credit Jennie"
"Knock Knock Who's there? Oink. Oink Who? Make Up Your Mind...Are You A Pig or an Owl"
"What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an ""A"" bra."
"[Me and a friend have movie night, order pizza and do some acid] Me: ""Hell yeah"" Friend: ""Hell yeah"" Pizza: ""Oh hell yeah"""
"*jk rowling wakes up* what's today's tweet *spins large bingo cage* hagrid... is... pansexual and... he later joined isis"
"What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down? Igloos it back together."
"What's an oven's favorite comedy routine? Deadpan."
"If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, why isn't anything in the store is free yet?"
"If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, ""Two seconds 'til."" After you ask, ""Two seconds 'til what?"" he roundhouse kicks you in the face."