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Joke of the Day
"Q. How did a blind girl burn her fingers? A. Reading the waffle iron"
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"My phone auto corrected Donut into Donuts. I never felt more proud to be an American."
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes..... ...that way when you criticize them you are a mile away, and have their shoes."
"When the cat sits on my head, my shadow looks like Batman."
"How do I know when my girlfriend is having an orgasm? ... My hormones"
"Solar radiation has turned the American flags on the moon pure white... Now it looks like France landed there..."
"Yo mamma is so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it."
"I thought toddlers were the most energetic, obsessive, and relentless people on earth. And then someone got mad at me on Facebook."