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Joke of the Day

"Three logicians go to a bar The waiter asks if they would all like a drink The first responds ""I don't know"" The second responds ""I don't know"" And the third responds ""Yes, why thank you"""

"Doctor Doctor what did the x-ray of my head show? Absolutely nothing!"

"Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking...... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef."

"How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris."

"Slave1: I never knew my parents Slave2: same Moses: I was put in a basket & placed in a river Slave1: do baskets float? Moses: they do not"

"Why does Teller piss everyone off when he leaves a party? Goes without saying"

"-Honey, what made you fall in love with me? -Your mother. -But my mother lives 5000 miles away. -That's why..."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amanda ! Amanda who ? Amanda the table!"

"Why is it expensive to be a criminal? Because the police charge you."

"Honey, am I fat? Of course not! You just interact a bit more with the Higgs field."