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Joke of the Day
"How'd the stomach know the food went bad It was a a gut feeling"
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"Anyone seen the movie about the female eye doctor who's always naked when she kills her patients? It's called 'Lasik Instinct'."
"If you're keeping score in your relationship, I promise you, you're losing."
"Hub: Did you eat all the nachos? Me: Noooo. I had one nacho. Hub: because they were stuck together? Me: LIKE I SAID, ONE NACHO!"
"""I Knew You Were Trouble When You Walked In"" is my favorite Taylor Swift song about a racist shop owner."
"I like my coffee like I like my women Made by my mother."
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the food before it was cool..."
"What do you call it when you make sandwiches at a sleepover? Peanut butter and jammies!"
"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that know binary and those that don't."
"Last winter we had really bad snow, I rung my boy for some weed and when he answered he said ""sorry bro I just can't deal with this weather"""