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Joke of the Day

"Last winter we had really bad snow, I rung my boy for some weed and when he answered he said ""sorry bro I just can't deal with this weather"""

"My dentist offered to give me dentures for only a dollar. It sounded like a good deal at the time, but now I have buck teeth."

"5yo's pretending she's a tourist at a hotel. All good, but I draw the line when my services are criticized because the ""toilet's too cold."""

"What kind of bee makes milk? A boobee!"

"What is the only type of folder that can make you sick? Salmon Manilla"

"[sees fly] Hmm... I think I'll name this creature ""Fly."" [sees bird] GODDAMMIT"

"I read in the paper about a hooker starting her own business.... They said that she had a good soft-opening."

"What do you call a tight butthole? a noose"

"Hot shingles in your area are looking to give your dermatomes a painfully good time!"

"Why is the African Justice System so flawed? Because there's too many *hung* juries."