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Joke of the Day

"""I Knew You Were Trouble When You Walked In"" is my favorite Taylor Swift song about a racist shop owner."

"I will die on a white floor just to mess with the chalk outline guy."

"Why was the blonde staring at the box of orange juice for a long time? because it said ""CONCENTRATE"""

"I ran a marathon in 2011 if you add it all up probably."

"Son, i don't think you are cut out to be a mime. Son: Was it something I said?"

"I'm starting to think some of you are actually on Facebook. You know we just joke about being Facebook right?"

"Just learned how to masturbate. It comes in handy."

"your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved."

"A study shows women are more interested in how a penis looks than in how big it is ... As long as it looks big."

"I Never Buy Anything Containing Velcro It's all a total rip-off"