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Joke of the Day
"After watching Interstellar, I really want to buy a Lincoln."
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"If towels could tell jokes... They would have a dry sense of humor."
"I was helping Animal Control round up a stray dog today, and was hoping to get credit for the catch. But he got the collar."
"What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta."
"My Pope joke effort Tried to buy some of the second hand stuff the Pope's selling on Vatican eBay but the payment service is down. Fucking Papal."
"My views are my own, although they're heavily based on some stuff Jon Stewart said on TV last night, and the general vibe of the internet."
"Please be more careful with your tacos. I just found them in my mouth."
"I've decided to give karate a break for a little while... I guess you could say I am going on a HI-YA-tus."
"Confucious he say... Man who fart in church, sit in his own pew..."
"I hate it when people try to use big words when they clearly don't know their meaning. It makes them sound so gelatinous and isosceles."