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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to name my penis Hitler... ...because with one stroke it ends millions of lives in the shower."

"Which author do the Gorillas love most? Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'"

"How did Hitler tie his shoes? In knotsies. (The unfollow button is only a click away)"

"A guy walks into a bank with a gun I don't know what happens next I was outside."

"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won't go near anything that's not 20% off."

"Anyone have a good birthday joke? My sister's birthday is today, and I'm looking for a good one to call her with."

"What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth? One was planned."

"Lost dog. Missing: Three-legged dog. Distinguishing feature: Falls over when it pisses."

"The first gay couple has married in Ireland. Please send best regards to Gerald Fitzpatrick who wedded Patrick Fitzgerald."

"Beware of TV. It has the power to turn things like storage, parking and cupcakes into wars."