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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the engineer who miss labeled all the floor numbers He was wrong on so many levels."

"My husband still waves to policemen like a 5 year old."

"Jesus at the Last Supper. Jesus: *breaks bread* - This is my body! *holds a glass of wine* - This is my blood. *starts to open a jar of mayo* Judas: Sorry Jesus, I will have to stop you there."

"I'm always frank with my sexual partners. Don't want them knowing my real name!!"

"Plastic Surgery I loaned a friend 5000 to get plastic surgery last week... I'll never get the money back, I dunno what he looks like now."

"www.conjunctivitis.com ...that's a site for sore eyes."

"Why was the Nigerian toddler crying? He was going through mid life crisis."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I'm not going to jelly my dick in your ass."

"What's brown and sticky? Poo!"

"Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus"