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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a ghost that lives in your butt? An ass-soul"
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"a priest, a rabbi, and a nun naked except for a rosary, all walk into a bar... the bartender says ""what is this, a joke?"""
"Jaws is exceptionally funny if you just imagine the shark is trying to be friends with the guys on the boat and they keep running away."