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Joke of the Day

"Kanye West shows up at Neil Armstrong's memorial service... and says ""Imma let you finish, but Micheal Jackson had one of the best moon walks of ALL TIME"""

"Once a girl lied to her husband about her extra martial affair .. You know what happened next ? Christianity"

"Wife: Are you coming or not? Me: Is there gonna be alcohol? Wife: It's your grandmother's funeral! M:... Wife: NO! Me: Then I'm not coming."

"The town I'm in has chickens roaming around freely. I hear that our dog went chasing one a while ago, but nobody can tell me the date. I don't know when she ran a fowl."

"Why is gravity so weak? Because it doesn't lift"

"Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team? Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole."

"Why did the feminist sign up for football? She wanted to be the center of attention."

"I think my dog is an alcoholic. He can't hold his licker."

"What did the fighter pilot do when his plane was about to crash? He ejaculated from the cockpit."

"A jumper cable walks into a bar The bartender says okay I'll serve you, as long as you don't start anything."