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Joke of the Day

"Kanye West shows up at Neil Armstrong's memorial service... and says ""Imma let you finish, but Micheal Jackson had one of the best moon walks of ALL TIME"""

"Tattooing bullet holes where I had a stomach ache so I never forget what I've been through."

"What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day? A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk."

"Q: What did the leopard say when it ate the man? A: That hit the spot."

"Roses are red, violets are blue...valentine's crap is over now don't you have some ironing to do"

"I asked my dad what the deadliest weapon known to man is. He said 'you came out of it'."

"6 and 7 are hanging out. 6 says ""you wanna grab a drink?"" 7 says, ""Nah, I aint ate yet."""

"Have you heard that president Assad has been making cheese? He's been getting the Kurds out of the whey (credit to Sambo85 - Sikipedia)"

"So if Valentine's Day is for couples, then the other 364 days are for me, right?"

"It funny that when it's black on white, it's a crime. When it it's white on black, it's a hate crime."