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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a homeless wino robs a gay man in a park late at night? A WHAM reunion."

"French toast is just regular toast that smokes cigarettes and has a tiny mustache."

"There's a band called 1023MB... You might have heard of them... But memory fades."

"How do you fit an elephant in the subway? You take the letter ""S"" out of ""sub"", and the letter ""F"" out of ""way""."

"What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee? Urine trouble!"

"So one physicist asks another physicist So what's new? The physicists responds, C over Lambda."

"What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ? I don't have Ferrari in my garage."

"I know the secret to leaving a casino with a small fortune Walk in with a big fortune. Happy new year"

"What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass? A mechanic."

"What does 90 year old vagina taste like? Depends"