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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator? A con descending."

"Why was Jimmy so excited to go to Clown College? He got a fool scholarship."

"they once said an apple a day keeps the doctors away... But todays world all doctors are muslim, so i find bacon works better!"

"How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles"

"Barry? Yes Joe Can I borrow Air Force 1? I promised this girl we'd eat at the Pizza Hut in France No Joe *Biden slams fist* THIS IS BULLSHIT"

"I met a smelly man who had a way with words He was a pungent"

"Just got a diamond ring for my girlfriend Fair trade if you ask me"

"I hate you more than the guy that raised his hand after the teacher said we could all go early if there are no more questions."

"Did you hear about the lady who backed into a belt sander? Disaster."

"What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu? A bull shiht"