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Joke of the Day
"What's the definition of ""Tender Love?"" Two gays with hemorrhoids. "
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"QUESTION: What do you get from a bee that has an udder? ANSWER: Milk and honey."
"6 months ago my doctor gave me 6 months to live. But when I couldn't pay my bill today, he decided to give me another 6 months."
"Some Penguins Went to a Bar Waddle they do next?"
"I'm watching Olympic athletes run 1500m, while trying to figure out how I can make the Roomba drive 3m to the beer fridge for me."
"What kind of limes open doors? Key limes."
"Every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. Stop this woman"
"Why is it so hard to find a woman who loves me for me and not the person I lied and manipulated her into thinking I am?"
"What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 10^23 pieces? a guacaMOLE"
"What car does Boba Fett drive? A ManDeLorean."