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Joke of the Day
"7 is asleep, 8 is on his iPad, and 12 is all like ""hey dad, why don't you remember our names"""
Next Joke
"I made a joke up!!! Two midgets walk into a bar. edit: sorry I didn't set the bar very high for this joke. edit2: don't' worry- they're ok."
"Why did the semen cross the road? Why did the seman cross the road? Because I wore the wrong socks today.."
"I wish I was able to say as many things with a simple 'mmmmhhhmmmmm' as your average elderly black woman."
"What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer? A woolly bully!"
"if school taught me to say no to fast food instead of drugs i'd be high as shit but not really fat which sounds cool"
"Did you know that 37.8% of all statistics are made up?"
"What is an adulterers favorite snack? Cheetos."
"I'll bet even homeless people look at funeral homes and think, ""Nope. I'd rather stay out here."""
"home is where the pants aren't"