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Joke of the Day

"I'll bet if you whined a bit more about gas prices, the big oil companies will brings the prices down."

"I often ask myself ""What's wrong with me?"" and the answer is ALWAYS ""You can't drink at work"""

"Roses are red, Violets are blue... Pornhub is down, your facebook will do ( )"

"Ya know? You're like a blister... you only turn up once all the hard work is done."

"Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream? Someone threw a fridge at her."

"Pretty insulting when you wake up in a bathtub of ice and they left all your organs."

"What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose."

"I went to the library today and asked for a book on manners. The librarian replied, ""We haven't got any, so fcuk off."""

"It's my CakeDay. Here's a joke I wrote. My British friend is a bit of a freak. He sniffs African women's underwear when they're on their period. - - - ^^Bloody ^^nickers ^^lover..."

"What do you call a bone that disrespects God? A Blasfemur"