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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bone that disrespects God? A Blasfemur"

"How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same? They both came in a little behind."

"TIL: To never trust a fart."

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Some obscure number you've never heard of"

"I have two requirements in my will... 1). I want my remains spread out at Disney World. 2). I do not want to be cremated."

"I, for one... is a roman numeral."

"Did you hear about the whores who ran a bakery? Yeah. Everything there was hoe-made."

"Today has me remembering my father's last words... Be right back."

"I suspect that my cat has plans to kill me. But has just never been awake long enough to carry them out."

"I hate the new 'Edge' browser Microsoft implemented in Windows 10... ...It's so pointless!"