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Joke of the Day

"I was beaten to a lead role in a film, and have planned to get my revenge with Matt Damon ever since. I'll make him wish he'd never been Bourne."

"Isn't swallowing semen technically canibalism? I don't know, I just do it for the taste..."

"What do you call a vegetable that's only kinda cool? Radish"

"According to the police, public masturbation is not considered a ""street performance"". Even if you have a hat on the ground on front of you."

"What's the difference between batman and a black man One can go into the store without robbin"

"if ur mom kisses the dog he becomes ur dad"

"Just choked on a apple... Bet a brownie wouldn't have done that.."

"Why do they call the hardest group, ""The Group of Death""? Four rosters of boners & you'd want to die too."

"I asked a librarian About some books about Pavlov's dogs and Schroedinger's cat. She said it rings a bell, but doesn't know if it's here or not."

"I bought a book about addiction I've read it 50 times and it still hasn't helped."