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Joke of the Day
"My grandma was recently beaten to death.. By my granddad"
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"Did you hear about the man who was sexually attracted to cars? He had an auto-erotic affixation."
"A Black man, Mexican, and Jew walk into a bar.. The bartender looks up and says ""Get the F*&k out of my bar!"" This is my friends favorite go to joke."
"""fool me once, shame on u. fool me once, shame on u. fool me once, shame on u"" - a goldfish :("
"I never could get into spanking as a fetish. But, you know, different strokes for different folks."
"There should be a drama series about women trying to figure out their mystery leg bruises."
"Why did the fox cross the road? Cause there was a billion fucking chickens on the other side."
"I put a black hole in my living room. It's great. Really pulls the room together."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because they can't climb the social ladder."
"I've invented a new flavour of crisps, if they're successful I'll make a packet."