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Joke of the Day
"I've invented a new flavour of crisps, if they're successful I'll make a packet."
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"What did the helicopter... What did the helicopter dick spinner say to initiate gyration? GO GO GADGET!!"
"Dang girl, Are you part of a ponzi scheme? ...because something smells fishy."
"How did the sailor deal with the death of his friend? He sent out a message in remorse code."
"Duct tape is like the Force... ...there's a light side and a dark side, and it keeps the Universe together."
"What do Spiderman and I have in common? We're both in love with Mary Jane"
"Taking home work has never been more satisfying I love being a coroner!"
"You can call me xenophobic... But I think the United Nations has too many foreigners."
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"Why did the pedophile move to Korea? Because there, Too Young is just a name."