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Joke of the Day

"What's Black and Yellow that makes everyone laugh? a school bus full of Negros going off a cliff."

"If there's Noel.... ...then could a king be born in Israel? (If there's ""No L"", how can there be a king born in ""Is-rye-L"")"

"What do you call a nutritionist who sidelines as an automotive journalist? A carb-o-rater"

"I like when videogames limit how many things you can hold. ""You have 100 items in an invisible bag. Carrying another would be unrealistic"""

"My compass I have a compass, but instead of North, South, etc, it just points to Orc's, so when people ask me for directions, it's always orcward."

"I want to make a joke about Mexicans... ... but I don't want to cross the border."

"Two peanuts were walking down the road ...one was assaulted!"

"Congrats to Lindsay Lohan for successfully portraying what happens to mean girls after high school."

"Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car? He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome."

"A guy walks into the doctors office... ...and says I'm having trouble making friends you fucking prick"