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Joke of the Day

"My compass I have a compass, but instead of North, South, etc, it just points to Orc's, so when people ask me for directions, it's always orcward."

"Riot's Responce to Sandbox Mode Edit: Response"

"Apparently you can make a career out of exhaling It's called a blowjob"

"A man is like a spider.... when he is on the web, he is bound to get his hands sticky...."

"What do you call a Mexican Miget? A paragraph Cause he's to small to be an esse"

"Why did the Vietnamese woman get a career as a prostitute? Because she likes Dongs."

"Where do Na'vi go when they get hurt? ICU"

"What does a bowling ball and your mom have in common? They both get picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and then come back for more."

"[blind date] OK don't let her know you're a remote control ""Your eyes are beau- *sinks into seat crevice, lost for weeks* DAMMIT NOT AGAIN"

"Seeing as it's almost time for New Years Celebrations for myself Tonight I am an exorcist, as I shall be ridding the house of all Spirits."