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Joke of the Day

"If there's Noel.... ...then could a king be born in Israel? (If there's ""No L"", how can there be a king born in ""Is-rye-L"")"

"Why did the air freshener company go out of business? Because they lacked common scents..."

"The inventor of the Orgy has died today. Everyone is coming together for his funeral."

"Can February March? Don't know but April May..."

"There once was a woman named Hill (ary) There once was a woman named Hill whose cunt was of case-hardened steel. She would get a great thrill from an emery wheel, or an off-center pneumatic drill."

"The inventor of dog treats died earlier on today. He was a good boy. Yes he was."

"The first of Jay-Z's 99 problems is the obsessive compulsive disorder that requires him to know his precise number of problems at all times."

"First Spaceman: I'm hungry. Second Spaceman: So am I it must be launch time !"

"What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs? a bell."

"knock knock who's there? To To who? AH AH AH, to whom"