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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nutritionist who sidelines as an automotive journalist? A carb-o-rater"
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"An Irishman walks past a bar"
"If a rooster lays an egg on a triangular roof, which side does it roll down? Neither! Roosters don't lay eggs!"
"For me, racism is the same as masturbating. I don't approve of it, but I'm pretty damn good at it. (Credits to Ronald Goedemondt)"
"How did you quit smoking? Decided to smoke only after sex"
"Got an A on my paper... Time to write the rest of it"
"[How the rap feud started] Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party? 2pac: sure, no biggie Biggie[eavesdropping]: [wipes tears]"
"Which band does rockclimbers listen to ? Rolling Stones"
"where do you go when you're fly to death? the terminal"
"WTF? Anal bleaching Normally I'd be against such a thing, but some assholes just need to lighten up."