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Joke of the Day

"My snack didn't taste very good. Now I'm gonna hafta cleanse the palate w a large buffalo chicken pizza for lunch I know. Life's tough."

"You really inspire me to be a bitter person."

"16 and Pregnant? How come I didn't get my own show when I was 16? ""16 and smart enough to use a rubber."""

"Jenny on the mine field Jenny is running through a mine field and waves her hands within 2km... Bonus round: Who's there? - Definitely not Jenny?"

"So, hear about the 2 Muslims in a speedboat who broke through the Thames barrier? They rammed a dam"

"I've just made an abortion. I'm not kidding."

"I was gonna tell a Holocaust joke but I ran out of gas."

"CW: Have you had 5 guys? Me: *blank stare* That's kinda personal don't ya think? And that's when I found out it's the name of a burger joint"

"Why did the orange move to veggieland? So he could live in peas and hominy."

"- Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer? - Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with ""Please wait while your computer shuts down""..."