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Joke of the Day
"If there is one thing sure to turn Reddit against you... It's defiantly clickbait."
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"Every time I try to pick up chicks a description of my car ends up on the news."
"Why'd the chicken cross the road.? [reasons unknown]"
"Q: What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud, and crosses back over? A: A dirty double crosser."
"I read in the 1930's teething babies were given cocaine. Ridiculous! If they had tooth ache they probably didn't even want to party."
"What is black and doesn't work? Decaffeinated coffee, you racist."
"KENNEDY: lets keep our affair a secret MARILYN MONROE: ok i'll sing happy birthday all sexy & weird at ur bday K: pls dont MM: *winking* ok"
"I used to be a banker But then I lost interest."
"My phone wanted to auto correct, ""mos def"" to ""most definitely."" I swear, my phone has absolutely zero swag."
"I never ask my kids to call me, I just change the Netflix password and then don't respond to their texts."