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Joke of the Day
"Girls spend a lot of time explaining how they never do the thing they just did."
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"Giving a bear my power of attorney."
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"""More like LOTION pictures!"" - awkward conversation in an adult movie theater before the show starts"
"Nintendo or Nintendont There is no nintendtry"
"Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#"
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