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Joke of the Day
"What did one meme say to the other meme? Dank"
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"9/11 jokes are not funny guys.. The other 2, however, are hilarious!!"
"I wish I gave Darth Vader different last words. Before he died, I wanted him to mutter, ""I should have stuck to pod racing."""
"If the opposite of con is pro... ...the opposite of constitution has to be prostitution."
"What manner of evil contract with the devil must I enter into so I can get eye drops INTO my eyes?"
"Someone broke into the local police station and stole the toilet. Right now the cops have nothing to go on."
"Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!"
"What's the difference between A pope and THE pope? bout tree fiddy."
"How did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field."
"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire :)"