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Joke of the Day
"9/11 jokes are not funny guys.. The other 2, however, are hilarious!!"
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"-currently looking for an adult -Realizing I'm an adult -Now looking for an older adult -Someone successful at adulting -An adultier adult"
"American: I was just at a shotgun wedding Me: How far pregnant was the bride? American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant"
"I've kidnapped 100 kids and killed 10 of them Only 90 kids can remember"
"Infatuation Bastard That was the punchline, here's the question... What did Pauline Hanson say when a Chinese man asked her how she cooks her chips?"
"Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long."
"So I had to call the urologist's office today.... They told me to please hold :("
"Taking your shirt off when fighting is a great way to tell the cops who to arrest."
"I'm tired of saving Daylight... You would think that saving his ass every year you would at least deserve a 'thank you'"
"I'm not saying farts smell good or anything, but I have found a few to be ""delightfully disgusting ""."