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Joke of the Day
"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire :)"
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"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. Also, tornados and the dark and everything."
"What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society."
"Hey babies, I can do 12 push-ups. Impressed? Doap. Typo, meant babes. Impressed? No? Oh. Well then. Impressed babies?"
"What's a gay couples least favorite fruit? Cantaloupe."
"Seems like most rioting in the world happens in the countries with the least bacon."
"I remember the one time I was wrong... Turns out I was mistaken."
"What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus? Dead."